Secret communications with President Trump.
This mysterious being from the Milky Way galaxy doesn't speak any of the languages that the natives to this planet speak. It is a testament to President Trump's intelligence that every word communicated by this being was understood by President Trump. This being is housed in a secure area behind a wall. Only one government official has continuing contact with this being from the Milky Way galaxy. President Trump has had this being from the Milky Way galaxy communicate with him no less than seventy times in the last year alone. This Milky Way galaxy inhabitant has…