Raze Iran to Save the Whales
I have fully embraced the Democrats’ climate change religion. My guiding star — the intellectual giant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) — lights my path. Whenever I face a quandary, I simply ask myself: “What would AOC do?” For instance, AOC has taught us that men can birth children, too. A brave female doctor even testified under oath before Congress that men can get pregnant. AOC was right again! That’s why I now sleep in the bathroom. I am disabled with Primary Lateral Sclerosis (PLS). I cannot risk getting impregnated by my wife. The ever-wise AOC has also delivered urgent…