Monthly Archives: April 2026

Raze Iran to Save the Whales

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I have fully embraced the Democrats’ climate change religion. My guiding star — the intellectual giant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) — lights my path. Whenever I face a quandary, I simply ask myself: “What would AOC do?” For instance, AOC has taught us that men can birth children, too. A brave female doctor even testified under oath before Congress that men can get pregnant. AOC was right again! That’s why I now sleep in the bathroom. I am disabled with Primary Lateral Sclerosis (PLS). I cannot risk getting impregnated by my wife. The ever-wise AOC has also delivered urgent…

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Their selective amnesia.

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With some trepidation, I sat down to watch Trevor Noah’s latest Netflix special, Joy in the Trenches. Trevor has become something of an avowed enemy in my eyes due to his relentless criticism of President Trump. I freely admit that President Trump has given him plenty of material to work with—and I found myself laughing throughout much of the performance. It’s a shame he wasn’t this funny during his time on The Daily Show. Rather than pure bashing, Trevor delivered sharp, funny observations. His talent for mimicking voices kept the laughs coming, and his self-deprecating jokes revealed a…

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Raze and Slash are the only remedies.

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The politicians are not even bothering to put on a pretense of concern about corruption. Gavin Newsom has actively shielded those who are stealing our taxpayers' funds. What makes it sinister is that paying taxes is compulsory by the threat of violence. If citizens don't pay their taxes, eventually men with guns will come for the citizen, and if he/she resist, the men with guns will either kill them or use overwhelming violence to take them into custody.It has gone beyond my threshold of tolerance for what the political elite are doing in Sacramento. Dearest readers, Nick…

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Taiwan’s betrayal

I am done with Taiwan! I spent weeks formulating ways to protect Taiwan from a Chinese invasion. I happened to look at the ports in China for Iran's shadow crude oil tankers, lo and behold, I found Taiwanese cargo ships! I henceforth looked at Taiwan's ports. Taiwan's ports were full of Chinese cargo ships.Dearest readers, the overarching concern is China's military gaining access to advanced microprocessor technology. The Chinese could bribe Taiwanese citizens to hide microchips in the cargo bound for Chinese ships. Taiwan should be exclusively trading with America, which is protecting the country. I told…

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Mark, Total War, Pullen

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Mark, Total War, Pullen would issue this warning: In 9 hours, any ship found in Iranian waters shall be destroyed. After that deadline, I would order the total destruction of all Iranian ports and all ships in the ports. I would hunt down every Iranian ship. I would declare all Iranian territorial waters as a no-go zone for all crafts. I would crater all of Iran's runways. Operation: Fragile Fortress would be deployed to those underground facilities where MOPs would be ineffective. And I would destroy every power station. Then I would urge the Gulf States to…

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Mark’s two plans for Iran.

Mark's plan to dismantle the IRGC:1. Destroy the Imam Khomeini Port Special Economic Zone.2. Destroy the waterworks sources to Kharg Island.3. Destroy the electricity infrastructure along the Arabian Sea coastline of Iran.4. Seize or sink every Iranian ship in the Arabian Sea and wherever the ships might be found.5. Destroy all of Iran's ports on the Caspian Sea, on the Arabian Sea, and elsewhere.6. Collapse the entrances to underground bases in the mountains off the coast of the Arabian Sea.7. Destroy those suspicious buildings in the mountains off the coast of the Arabian Sea.8. Destroy every runway…

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