President Trump, prepare to implement operation Wildfire.
President Trump, after much consideration, I have expanded operation Wildfire to include [ redacted ]. I submitted the initial plan to you in the spring of 2019. In the light of all of the death threats from politicians and celebrities to you and your family members, I added a [ redacted ] component to Wildfire.Operation Wildfire: In your last week in the Whitehouse, you issue a pardon to every cabinet member and all of the senior Whitehouse members in your administration. You also issue a pardon for every child of yours, yes, even Barron. And of course,…