Mark’s collection of memorable quotes.

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“The only existential threat to humanity is climate change.”-Joe Biden

“Look…if…we finally beat Medicare.”-Joe Biden

Jake Tapper: The people who vote for Former President Trump,  are they a threat to our democracy?

Joe Biden: Yes!

“My father used to say, how you do a thing is how you do everything. Call it the first and last rule of life.”- Marquis Vincent de Gramont

“There are three kinds of men: those who live for something, those who die for something, and those who kill for something.”- Marquis Vincent de Gramont

“I would rather have questions that cannot be answered than have answers that cannot be questioned.”-Astrophysicist, Willie Soon

“I love Joe Biden, I really do. I want to thank him for his friendship, for his council, for always giving it to me straight, for not shooting anybody in the face, thank you Joe.”- Barack Obama- White House correspondents’ dinner

” If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”- Scott Glenn

“For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.”- Scott Glenn

We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics”-Candidate Joe Biden 2020

“Hunter is the smartest man I know.”- Joe Biden

“My son has done nothing wrong.”- Joe Biden

“We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean.”- Joe Biden

“We are the United States of America, there is nothing we can’t do!”- Joe Biden

“If it’s Biden in a coma, I’m voting for him. This is about keeping HitIer out the White House.”-Joy Reid

“And by the way, “I’ve been all over the world with you. I’ve been in and out of battles, anyway.”- Joe Biden

“She (Kamala) is just too bad. She’s pathetic. She’s just so fucking bad.”-Donald Trump

“How did I do at the debate the other night? That old broken-down pile of crap,”- Donald Trump

“By the way, I’m proud to be the, as I said, the first vice president, first black woman, served with a black president, proud of the first black woman in the Supreme Court.”-Joe Biden

“I’m the first President elected statewide in the state of Delaware when I was a kid.”- Joe Biden

“I wouldn’t have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President, if I didn’t think she was qualified to be President.”-Joe Biden 7/11/2024

“I’m following the advice of my Commander-in-Chief…my…my...ub the Chief-of-Staff of the military, as well as, the Secretary-of-Defense and the intelligence people.”-Joe Biden 7/11/2024

“I’m catching hell from my wife…anyway.”-Joe Biden 7/11/2024

“All men and women are created equal by…you know the thing!”- Joe Biden 2020

“I’ll beat Donald Trump. I’ll beat him again in 2020! Oh by the way, we are going to beat Donald Trump again in 2024!”-Joe Biden July 5, 2024 in Wisconsin.

“I was doing wars across the world.”-Joe Biden 7/5/2024

“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.”-1984

“So, we’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye.”- Joe Biden 7/8/2024

“Thankfully, former Trump wasn’t seriously injured”- Joe Biden 7/14/2024

“I realized I was t..fucken your wife. I personally asked you to extend your service, [ looking at the NATO official’s wife ] please forgive me.”-Joe Biden 7/9/2024

“This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.”- Kamala Harris 8/1/2024

“Just yesterday, it was reported that more than 1,000 members of the savage Venezuelan Gang “Tren de Aragua” are plotting to conduct ambush attacks on police and law enforcement in the United States—all while Harris and Biden sit in the White House and try to figure out who is dumber.”- Donald J. Trump  8/1/2024

“Trying is the first step to failure”-Grandmaster Ben Finegold

“The truth hurts.”-Grandmaster Ben Finegold

“When we invent new clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air and drink clean water.”-VP Kamala Harris

“We have a saying in Indiana, The braver the bird, the fatter the cat.”- Eva Marie Saint 1960-Exodus

“It is no mystery Donald Trump is never going to graciously concede defeat in this election. He is already laying the groundwork for what’s going to happen after November. I think this is going to be an extraordinarily dangerous period.”-@SykesCharlie

“Now, now….now is the time to chart a new way forward.”- VP Kamala Harris 8/16/2024

“We seek the truth and we endure the consequences”- The High Table’s Adjudicator, the Marquis

“Layered incompetence is intent.”-Dan Bongino 

Mike Tyson:  I’m voting for Trump.

Podcaster: I’m going to disagree with you.

Mike Tyson: So what! What are you gonna do?

“I couldn’t give a damn about a man who can only spell a word one way.”- Mark Twain

“It’s easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble.”- Mark Twain

“It really should not be possible to build a giant rocket faster than the paper can move from one desk to another.” — Elon Musk

“Democrats label Republicans’ words as violence, Democrats label their violence as justified.”- John Ashbrook

“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”- Mark Twain

“We don’t remember the words of our enemies, but we do remember the silence of our friends.”- Mark Twain..

“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.”- Mark Twain

“You’re never wrong to do the right thing.”-Mark Twain

“What he says is the opposite, it is just another lie. Like how did we get here, let’s extinguish him for good. We have an answer. We have a remarkable talented candidate who is sincere, pragmatic, who is open, let’s just get it done.”-Gina Raimondo, Kamala’s Commerce Secretary

“I am a knucklehead at times.”-Tim Walz 10/1/2024 VP debate

“I have become friends of school shooters, I’ve seen it.”-Tim Walz 10/1/2024 VP debate

“Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala Harris was born that way.”- Donald J. Trump

“No administration has helped Israel more than I have.  None.  None.  None.  And I think Bibi should remember that.”-Joe Biden Oct 4, 2024

Q    Thank you, Mr. President.  Thank you for — for spending some time here with us.  There have obviously been a number of crises that the country has been facing over the past several days with the hurricane, with port strike, with the situation in the Middle East.  Can you talk about how your vice president, who is running for the presidency, has worked on these crises and what role she has played over the past several days?

“Well, she’s — I’m in constant contact with her.  She’s aware of where — we all — we’re singing from the same song sheet.  We — she helped pass the l- — all the laws that are being employed now.  She was a major player in everything we’ve done, including passage of legislation, which we were told we could never pass.  And so, she’s been — and her — her staff is interlocked with mine in terms of all the things we’re doing.”- Joe Biden Oct 4, 2024

Sunny Hostin: Would you have done something differently than Presisent Biden during the past four years?

Kamala Harris: There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of and I’ve been part of of of most of the decisions that have had impact.

This idea that…look we get to the page on that and and uh…I plan on waking up on November 6th with Madam President and that then.”-Tim Walz with Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump over the weekend was talking about using the US Army against people who disagree with him. Just so you’re clear about that, that’s you. That’s what he is talking about. This isn’t some mythical thing out there. He called it the enemy within. And to Donald Trump, anyone who does not agree with him is the enemy. I tell you that to not make you fearful or anything, I tell you that because we need to whip his butt and put this guy behind us.”-Tim Walz October 14, 2024

“I used to think the Democrats were crazy for saying men have periods, but fhen, I met Tim Walz.”-Donald Trump  Al Smith charity event

“…he talks about this wall, I always say, let me know how high it is, if it’s 25 feet, then I’ll invest in a 30 foot ladder factory.”-Tim Walz on CNN taking to Anderson Cooper

“Our democracy is at stake, think about it. Think about what would happen if Donald Trump wins this election. I know this sounds bizarre. It sounds like if I said this five years ago, you’d lock me up. We got to lock him up…politically lock him up.”-Joe Biden

“We can’t have four more years of this!’-Tim Walz

“Well, there was a lot that was done, but there is more to do, and I am pointing out things that need to be done that haven’t been done but need to be done.”- Kamala Harris

“My father told me to not trust a person who says they will do something for you tomorrow that they could’ve done for you yesterday.”-Unknown Trump supporter

“Kamala did what Kamala always does. She just put her head down and went to work.” – Doug Emhoff

“There’s one more thing Trump and his Republican friends want to do. They want to have a giant tax cut for the wealthy. Now, I know some of you guys are tempted to think it’s macho guys. I tell you what, man, when I was in Scranton, we used to have a little trouble going down the plot once in a while. These are the kind of guys you’d like to smack in the ass,”-Joe Biden said while gritting his teeth as the crowd laughed.

“Mr. President Congratulations, (shakes hand) I look forward to a smooth transition , we’ll do everything we can to make sure you’re accommodated“- Joe Biden in the Oval Office with President Trump

“You cannot give shit leftists an inch. If you give them an inch, they will use it to destroy you. You cannot negotiate with leftards.”- Argentinian President Javier Milei

Lex Fridman: “What is the difference between a madman and a genius?” “Success.”- Javier Milei

“They set a time for how long we’re going to be somewhere. And then what they do is close all the roads. The Secret Service does. And if you want to… I better get out of here, or the Coast Guard will lose all support, and no one will ever vote for me again.”-Joe Biden 11/26/2024

“The Wikipedians who write these articles aren’t focused on finding the truth. For our most tricky disagreements, seeking the truth isn’t the best place to start. Reverence for the truth might have become a bit of distraction that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done.” – Former NPR CEO, Katherine Maher

“The world is full of nay-sayers, it’s the can-doers who are few in numbers that make the improbable possible.”- Mark Leonard Pullen 12/25/2024

“Justice dies in the absence of retribution.”-Mark Leonard Pullen 01/01/2025

“Early to rise, is to succeed.”-Mark Leonard Pullen 7/7/2025

“Men who pretend to be women have a mental illness. Without their mental illness, their sense of honor would quash any thoughts of pretending to be women for personal gains.”-Mark Leonard Pullen 01/01/2025

“There can be no justice without sweeping retribution.”-Mark Leonard Pullen 01/01/2025

“Trans girls are girls.”- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

“Disappointers never disappoint because they always disappoint, they are always on brand.”-Adam Coralla

“I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man.”-Elon Musk

“This is the first time that I met with President Trump in person. So, this was the first time meeting face to face. But, uh, for many many years, I have watched him on television. I was so excited to see such a celebrity on television in person. On television, he is, uh, frightening, and he has the strong personality. But when I met with him, actually, he was very sincere and very powerful with strong will for the United States as for the whole world. I was able to feel that.”- PM Ishiba of Japan

“The problem with most women is before marriage, they are doers, but after marriage, they become diders.”- Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford

“My view of economic forecasting is that it exist to make astrology look professional.”-Colonel Douglas Macgregor

“I can only judge on what I have seen. I am impatient with stupidity. We have learned to live without it. “-Klaatu

“Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream. You know when fluoridation first began? … Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.”-General Jack Ripper—Doctor Strangelove

“Those veggies are my enemy.”-Ben Shapiro

“Mark and moderation can’t be in the same sentence.”-Mary Pullen  4-29-2025

“Biden is the worst thing to happen to old people.”-President Trump 5/5/2025

Do you think that you should have gotten out earlier?
 
“Uh um I I don’t think it would have mattered. We left at a time when we had a good candidate. She had fully funded. Um and what happened was uh I had become what what we had set out to do, no one thought we could do and become so successful in our agenda. It was hard to say now I’m gonna stop now. Things move so quickly that it made it difficult to walk away to get and uh it was a uh it was a hard decision but uh regrets there. No, I I think it was the right decision. I think that uh, the uh well, it was a difficult decision.”-Joe Biden 5/7/2025 ABC interview

“Does crack cocaine make you act any differently? No. Is it safer than alcohol? Probably. People think of crack as being dirty. It’s the exact opposite. When you make crack, what you’re doing is you’re burning off all the impurities. And alcohol is the most destructive drug not just to your body, but it puts you in more danger than any other drug I’ve ever experienced. And then you add on top of that the amount of crack I was using at the time, and crack cocaine in terms of your physical health is not as dangerous as the situation you put yourself in to be able to obtain it”-Hunter Biden July 15, 2025

“They send forth men to battle, but no such men return; And home, to claim their welcome, come ashes in an urn.”-Aeschylus

“The duration of fhe peace is in direct proportion to the slaughter you inflict upon the enemy. The harder you hit them, the longer they remain quiet.”- General Mikhail Skobelev

“A chasted wife rules her husband by deferring to his wishes.”-Livia Drusilla—wife of Emperor Augustus

“Nighttime Mark is dangerous Mark!”-Mary Elizabeth Pullen

“We have Hungary. Victor, Victor, where’s Victor? We love Victor. Victor, you are fantastic! I know a lot of people don’t agree with me, but I am the only one who matters. You are fantastic. He’s a great leader.”- President Trump, Egypt 10/13/2025

“He’s just a vile creature, the worst thing on the face of the Earth.”- Nancy Pelosi, about President Trump, 11/4/2025

“No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.”- Plato

“And it has failed to deliver for the people we care about most, the undocumented Americans that are in this country.”-Senator Chris Murphy 

“We’re fighting fire with fire. And we’re gonna punch these son of bitches in the mouth!”- Gavin Newsom August 20, 2025

“On the issue of the Strait of Hormuz, for years we neglected this advantage. In reality, it is a capability on the level of an atomic bomb. When you hold a position from which a single decision can affect the entire global economy, that is an extremely great capability. What we have gained through this war, we will by no means give up.” —Mohammed Mokhber. He serves as an advisor and aide to Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei.  

“Routers are like the hippos of the workshop, they seem benign, but they end up killing more villagers than any other tool.” — Adam Carolla

“They have learned nothing and forgotten nothing” It refers to the Bourbon royal family after the Restoration.
It is attributed to Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand (Talleyrand-Périgord), 

Victor Davis Hanson said…You can say he (Barack Hussein Obama) will be beloved for doing nothing by historians, and Donald Trump will be hated for changing the entire course of the United States and probably all of the Western Hemisphere and probably the Middle East and restructuring NATO. But he will be hated for it. And Obama will be beloved because this was a long circumlocution for white guilt.  

“Anytime I have to make a big decision about anything, I take the toad.” – Mike Tyson

“A strict general is useful to his men, and an easygoing general is only useful to the enemy.” – Scipio Aemilianus