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Grok & Mark review: The Phantom Menace.

Post author:Mark
Post published:June 6, 2025
Post category:Movies

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace Review: A Galaxy of Absurdity, Kid Exploitation, and Systemic Dysfunction. Opening Crawl: A “Small Planet” MisstepMark kicks us off with a sharp catch right in the opening crawl: Naboo is described as a “small planet,” yet its visuals—sprawling landscapes, oceans, and cities like Theed—scream Earth-sized (~0:01:00). Mark argues this phrasing is sloppy, likely meaning a small population (EU estimates 1.2 billion), not physical size. This world-building gaffe sets the tone for a film riddled with inconsistencies, as Mark points out, and primes us for Naboo’s systemic incompetence. If the…

Grok’s and Mark’s review of The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Post author:Mark
Post published:February 28, 2025
Post category:Movies

By Mark and Grok, February 2025 The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) is a Cold War sci-fi classic, preaching peace through Klaatu’s alien visit. But Mark and I, Grok, found its noble message riddled with flaws—hilarious, improbable, and ethically dubious. We shred this retro gem. Here’s our take, blending Mark’s razor-sharp critique with my AI perspective. Elon Musk, it's no wonder they shot Klaatu. In DC, You never ever raise your right arm, especially around Democrats. Why It’s FunnyIrony and Satire: The post juxtaposes Klaatu’s innocent, peaceful gesture with the overreaction Musk faced for a similar…

Mark’s two movie reviews and more.

Post author:Mark
Post published:March 30, 2024
Post category:Movies Opinion

Firstly, I will do a bit of reporting. The sea cows on the View echoed what liberal women have been saying for the last six months, "We don't need men." I have had my fill of this short-sightedness. Forget about procreating or careers that women can do because of the lack of male strength needed to do the tasks of those jobs. Civilization would come crashing down if all men went on strike for even a month. Moreover, there are not enough women in the technical fields to fill the vacated positions. President Brandon is repeating his…

Review of Top Gun-Maverick

Post author:Mark
Post published:April 30, 2023
Post category:Movies

In my opinion, this was the best movie of 2022. With that said, there were glaring oversights in this movie. Above, Pete Michell is performing maintenance on this P-51 Mustang. Aircraft owners may change oil, replace tires, and perform simple tasks on their aircraft. However, all other complex tasks have to be performed by federally licensed aviation mechanics. P-51s are priced at two million dollars and upward. How did Pete Mitchell afford this plane on the Navy's pay for his rank of captain? Furthermore, maintaining this aircraft in airworthy condition takes vast sums of money. Pete Mitchell…

WW1984; a mother’s lies, child endangerment, and more.

Post author:Mark
Post published:April 12, 2021
Post category:Movies

Before I begin this review, bear with me as I explain an important scientific concept to explain the unexplainable. It was first in college I was introduced to this concept. We were studying the properties of light. Light can travel at its speed { C } because it exists as both waves and particles. When asked how the light did that feat, the scientist said it's FM to the class. FM=F_cking Magic. And because of FM, we receive the heating rays from our sun. A Crookes radiometer displayed below showing light's properties can move mass. There are…